Sunday I was walked up to the counter of my favorite coffee shop in Lincoln Square, The Grind, and ordered a large apple cider for there. The barista was one I hadn't noticed before, and while she was preparing my drink off to the side, I began almost reflexively assessing her attractiveness -- her clothes, figure, face. She came back to the counter, handed me my drink, while she was looking down and digging out my chance, I glanced at her chest, I confirmed, yes, this woman is attractive. "Hi!", I blurted out. It was if someone at the last second decided to use my body as a vessel, and flirt with the barista before he lost his chance.
Recoiling at the untimeliness of my greeting, I quickly followed the mid-transaction "hi" with "oh, thank you" and grabbed my change from her, turned on my heel, and briskly walked away. I'm hoping she thought I was greeting someone seated behind me, or even someone on my invisible blue tooth in my ear, and didn't realize it was some unconscious utterance on my part.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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hon! you walk around with a blue tooth in your ear???? that is so douchalicious!
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